Blonde fatty doggystyled by stranger

I've just been walking and the thermic torches are not open and I'm just absolutely busting.

I'm desperate. Can I use your torch please?

Please, just a bit, yeah, just cut short a bit, yeah?

Oh brilliant, thank you. Thank you very much. Just, you know, walking in that and...

OK, can I use the bathroom then? Yeah, thanks, I just needed you and I got cut short so...